The Apron Book

January 18-21, 2008 — Ontario, California

Webbie — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 19:17:04 +0000

January 18-21, 2008 — Aprons and Book Signing - Road to California Quilt Show

EllynAnne will present an exhibit of aprons from her private collection.
Copies of The Apron Book will be available for purchase and author
personalization.

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Road to California, Inc.
info@Road2Ca.com
1529 W. 13th Street, Unit A , Upland, CA 91786
909.946.0020

It’s The Mice That Run Everything

Webbie — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 20:09:17 +0000

It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much — the wheel, New York, wars and so on — whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man — for precisely the same reasons.

Curiously enough, the dolphins had long known of the impending destruction of the planet Earth and had made many attempts to alert mankind of the danger; but most of their communications were misinterpreted as amusing attempts to punch footballs or whistle for tidbits, so they eventually gave up and left the Earth by their own means shortly before the Vogons arrived.

The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the “Star Sprangled Banner”, but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.

In fact there was only one species on the planet more intelligent than dolphins, and they spent a lot of their time in behavioural research laboratories running round inside wheels and conducting frighteningly elegant and subtle experiments on man. The fact that once again man completely misinterpreted this relationship was entirely according to these creatures’ plans.

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Webbie — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 19:13:19 +0000

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